Wednesday, 04 June 2008

  • The beginning of summer in the county starts out on a tangy-sweet note. Blackberry bushes blossom into an insane profession. Bowers and bowers of thorns and bright red and black fruit, like the paisleys on a playing card. Half an hour’s labor finds you the possessor of a sweet half-gallon of them, if you can brave the fire ants, bees, spiders, slithering things and veritable guarantee of sunburn. We bake them into crumbles and cobblers with brown-sugared oat-and-butter crusts. If you venture farther into the fields you will encounter the dewberry, a larger variation on the blackberry, about the size of your thumb. These have the advantage of filling the pail quicker, but at a price. They come with their own industrial-sized thorns which wrap around your hand when you reach in, like they know what you’re doing. Once entangled the usual procedure is to wait patiently until a little sister happens along and offers to disentangle you. Or you can just rip your way free and stagger home with your clothes and/or skin hanging in snags and shreds, respectively. One should avoid the temptation to reach in with the left hand once the right has become snagged, or you may end up like Brier Rabbit and the Tar Baby. Unless, of course, you are gifted with a particularly nimble set of toes, as I am. I usually go in flip-flops, which I consider the ideal footwear for any outdoor activity that involves hoards of biting insects, brambles, barbed-wire fences, and broken glass.

    Living in the country means gratitude for the overabundance of one crop after another, knowing that in two months there will be no more figs or zucchini or whatever it is and then you’ll be sorry. Just now, it’s squash. You know, the curvy yellow kind. Squash bread and Squash Goulash and Squash Parmesan and Steamed Squash and Squash that’s been squished, or squish that’s been squashed, or whatever you call that ghastly dish. Neighbors calling you up on the phone “Could you use any squash, because I know where you can pick it for free...” “No thanks, we’re still harvesting the token two rows we planted when we heard about the shortage.” Or they just leave a box on your back porch. 

    The chickens are getting on fairly well and egg production has picked up a good deal. The chicks are now in whatever is the fowler’s term for chicken adolescence. We still keep them in a separate pen from the layers, and were originally thinking of combining them, but this has proved to be a mistake. The older chickens parade the fence line like the Caucasian students at Little Rock High. You can almost hear them cackling “Two, Four, Six, Eight, We ain’t gonna Integrate!” One hapless pullet who decided to jump the partition into adulthood was disemboweled in a matter of minutes. Let that be a lesson to all of us! Don’t rush maturity! Or - [something dreadful] - might happen to you. I’m not sure what. Here the analogy breaks down.

           Five scenes to go on my big screenplay. Afterward, should sufficient funds magically appear from a currently unforeseen source (current budget deficit $3,091.06), we can begin pre-production. This is using the script to create a blueprint of what scenes will be in what locations, what shots will be in each scene, and what will be in each shot. It is tedious and exacting work, but my thought is the more preparation we put into the places, people, and things, the more we curtail problems in production. Alfred Hitchcock, who being dead mentors me through his writings, planned every shot for a precise effect, leaving nothing to chance. He said “I would prefer to write this all down, however tiny and however short the pieces of film are – they should be written down in just the same way a composer writes down those little black dots from which we get beautiful sound.”

    To help anticipate some of these problems, we’re in the act of producing a short film based on an even shorter story by comedic British author P. G. Wodehose.  Rather than invest in period-appropriate costumes and set pieces, we are giving historical accuracy the armchair treatment and making something costumey and fun, where time and setting are gleefully irrelevant. I’ve included a few stills from a recent scene below, hamming it up with brother, Stephen.



    If you are a young man and are at IBLP headquarters for more than two hours, you will invariably meet a wonderful man named Phil Garvin. And if you meet him you will inevitably make one of two decisions. You will either become a believer, or if you already have, you will commit to become a “Fisherman” as he calls them.  This is a person who shares the Gospel everywhere he goes, and as opposed to a “seed planter” (what most Christians are if they witness at all) a fisherman actually catches fish.  I was already a believer when I met Mr. Garvin, so naturally I committed to be a “fisher of men”.

    Since returning from Chicago however, I’ve developed a habit of leaving my pole in the closet when I got out in public. Finally I told the Lord, “I’m tired of trying to create witnessing opportunities where people are not really interested. If you want me to share the gospel, please bring people to me who have questions.” Well, he did.  I was waiting in a café a couple weeks ago and one of the waiters walks up to me. “Have you been here before?” Yes I had. “You’re that photography guy, right?”  Ok. I had never seen this guy in my life, but I am a “Photography Guy” of sorts, so I said “Sure.” It would have ended there, but I felt prompted to share my experience in the food service and how I could relate to his daily frustrations. This really brightened him up. He shared his experiences during Katrina.  Bingo! It’s amazing how much you can have in common with a total stranger.  I’ve found it impossible for me to share my Katrina experiences without sharing my faith as well. 

    To my delight he was truly interested in what sort of faith could be strong enough to endure something like that. He was very receptive of the gospel message and gladly accepted the gospel tract I offered him.  I’ve rarely met a worldly American adult with a heart so open to the Gospel.  His name was Robert. After coffee, I had errands to run in town including getting prints of my latest paintings from Office Depot.  

    When one of my paintings came out of the printer the guy behind the counter asked what the story was behind the painting. It was a scene from the French version of the Count of Monte Christo, the part were Edmund Dantes has just cut himself free from the body bag and surfaces for his first breath of freedom in almost twenty years. He holds the crucifix-turned-knife aloft in triumph. In the background is the prison of Chateau D’if.  I explained that many people today are sinking in despair, imprisoned by fear, waiting for death to usher in eternal darkness. What they don’t realize is that there only hope is to cling to the cross, stop struggling to be free on their own, and trust Jesus to save them.  The man kept staring at the picture while I told him the story. A moment later the printer jammed and he called the manager down to fix it. When the manager arrived the man said “You should tell him the story you just told me.” So I got to share the gospel twice, right there in the store. I wouldn’t say I’m quite a “fisherman” yet; still more of a seed-sower, but it’s been exciting to see how much easer it is when you just ask God to bring people into your life who have questions.

    Cheers,

    Peter

Thursday, 20 March 2008

  • Currently Listening
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        Despite my northern friends’ inexplicable bewailment of the end of the catchyourdeathof cold season, it is my privilege to announce that it is now officially spring. The Azaleas are on fire with giant pink blossoms, the rye grass pastures are as green as they will get this year, and the boughs of the pear trees are laden with white flowers. And it’s a new season in my life too. I rearranged the furniture in my room to accommodate a new easel for the facilitation of my latest hobby, pastel painting, some examples of which you see below. I’ve spent some of the happiest hours of my life behind that easel. As committed an addict as I once was, I really believe that I could forget about Photoshop and still live happily ever after. The creative process is much more exciting than manipulating digital images into oblivion, and the result is a million times more rewarding.

      Teaching the canvas what to do is like communicating with an animal. The strokes are all wrong to start with, and that elegant picture you see in your mind is smeared in a frustrated tangle of lines.  But if you are patient enough, the lines start to unwind. The strokes start to fall into place for no reason, the canvas seems to understand. My style undulates between realism and whimsy, and I hope soon to combine the two extremes into one, producing a sort of refined hysteria or maybe a dignified insanity, or something. Anyway all of this is very much an answer to prayer. I’ve been asking the Lord for the funds I’ll need for my film equipment, not to dump it all in my lap but at least to give me a chance to earn it. It was a couple days later that God brought a neighbor into my life who somehow translated my interest in drawing into ability for painting, showered me with supplies, and is now encouraging her friends to buy my work.  I think I caught a playful smile in God’s face as I asked Him to help me earn the money I needed, like He was saying “Let’s surprise him this time.”  God has also brought people more or less out of the blue who want video work done and are offering money in exchange (fancy that!) So, although I am miles away from reaching my budget, I keep looking around the corner for the next big surprise.

        Yesterday Jeff and I tried swimming in the pond for the first time. Despite the longstanding reservations which have precluded pond-swimming in the past, nothing was lacerated, infected, or bitten. We had an incredibly good time. We tried the boat-over-the-head routine from old pirate movies, but we quickly ran out of air and found it impossible to keep the inflatable rubber-raft submerged, let alone maintain a straight course.  The pond is 20 feet deep in the middle, plenty deep enough to hide our own private sea monster when we find it. Or maybe just a giant manta ray or a sea turtle. We visited the New Orleans Aquarium for the first time since I’ve been home (since we left for Ghana in ’02 actually). They had a backstage members-only thingy. I got to see were they prepare the food for the aquatic inmates, and chat with wet divers above the Caribbean tunnel exhibit. Considering they lost every one of their aquatic animals due to power outages after Katrina, there was an amazing array of fishes for the gawking-at. I did several quick pencil studies and Jeff snapped-away with his camera.

    Cheers to one and all, Happy Easter and all that.

    Peter






    P.S. We have 24 new biddies!

Saturday, 16 February 2008

  • My “God” Shoes.

    Enthusiasm is a word which here means the overflow of purpose in my life as I live the adventure of knowing God. This is one of those adventures.

    I once had a pair of shoes that were my absolute favorites. I try to maintain a certain level of ambivalence concerning what I shod my feet with, but having surpassed in every way my expectations for suitable footwear, these shoes had the double prestige of being my very first favorite shoes. They were faded brown leather Sketchers, the kind you can go any where and do anything in, with a sort of broken-in look that still looks stylish after days of shuffling through sheetrock dust.
        Over the previous few days I’d been studying the command to “despise not Little Ones.” This means recognizing the value God places on anyone we think of as being inferior to ourselves. Trouble with this idea is that God keeps bringing up it at the most inopportune moments. Like the other day when I was hoping to have a nice quiet walk-talk with mom and Bethany insisted on coming along. “Despise Not.” I thought. So along she came. Her closer proximity to the ground meant she was the first to notice that I was standing in a swarm of fire ants. I looked down, and was suddenly glad I had chosen not to despise little ones. After an energetic sort of jig the ants had moved on to greener pastures. And I was grateful to avoid days of misery.                        
        One Sunday we had to bring casual clothes with us to church for an after-service activity. So of course I stuck my Favorite Shoes in with my change of clothes. That was the Sunday I met E.T. Well ok, not really, but that’s the only name he would give me. He came in about halfway through the service and was standing by the water cooler. His clothes were that vomit-beige color that all street guys clothes tend to get after a year or two of non-washing. He had that old smell. You know the one. It was either I-haven’t-had-a-bath-in-the-last-ten-months or maybe I-haven’t-not-had-a-drink-in-the-last-ten-seconds. But the first thing I noticed was his feet. The bottom sides were thick and callused and the tops were so covered in blisters it looked like he’d been far less successful in his ant-evasion than me. I winced. He wasn’t a little one. About 6'3'’ and maybe Thirty. But little means little in more ways than one. And as far as God was concerned, I was commanded not to despise this man. So, still staring at his feet I introduced myself.

    “Give him your shoes.” He was very educated, he was honest, straightforward and maintained good eye contact. He knew more Bible verses than I did. He graduated from the Louisiana Technical School of Hard Knocks. “Give him your shoes.” He’d been wandering around from job to job, loitering on college campuses, getting run off places for preaching his version of the Gospel. He was very sure he was saved and had all the right answers, though I smiled at how his delivery reminded me of Jack Sparrow. “Give him your shoes.” “Alright” I bargained with God. “They’re size eleven. If he is within one size of that he can have them.” He was a twelve.
        When I saw his humble gratitude upon receiving the treasured shoes, I discovered a whole new picture of what it means to be a Little One. As he tried them on I told him the story of how I was ejected from Walmart  for having no shoes after losing my home to Katrina, and how much I would have wanted someone to give me their shoes. He was surprised, sizing up my spiffy suit and gold tie, to learn that I had ever wanted for anything. God had given the shoes to me, and I was just passing on what I had received. But it was not without grudging. A week later I was poking around at work in my old tennis shoes, which I couldn’t remember wether I had out grown our out worn. Though I’m ashamed to admit it, I was actually missing my shoes, like you miss an old roommate you feel comfortable with and awkward without. “God, why did you make me do that?” I griped. “You’re always telling me to do stuff like that, but you never give my stuff back!” That was pretty much the end of the conversation. There was only one thing I was happy about: I was pretty sure I hadn’t despised him, at least not that he noticed. You see, I’m very irritable by nature, and easily disgusted by unsanitary people, even after having worked with street bums at the mission. The fact that God had given me grace to overcome this was cause for rejoicing, however much I missed my shoes.

        The next day mom came home excited about some real buys she found at the thrift store. She said she had something for me. My mind was a total blank concerning what it might be. I had temporarily forgotten complaining to God about not returning anything. She pulled out a pair of brown leather chucks. “I know you have that other pair you always wear but these were such a great buy I couldn’t pass them up.” I hadn’t yet told her about giving away the former favorites.
        I hope that whenever E.T. looks down at his feet he will remember that God’s love for him does not depend on what he is in this world’s eyes, and I’ll remember not to despise little ones when I look down at mine.                 

        In my determination to “count no hours but the sunny ones” I have also sought to also include here real life events of an unfortunate nature, as antidote to the pangs of nausea often inspired by all the sunshine and flowers dribble. My life since the previous post is the same, only more so. Good and bad continue to “run on parallel tracts and arrive about the same time.” Today it rained marble sized hail on dad’s vegetable garden as a tornado passed nearby. I spent all evening indoors working on the moody drawing you see below. An artist neighbor popped in for a visit yesterday, and upon hearing of my interest in drawing she went home and returned with armfuls of loot from her studio. Art books, exotic paper, brushes, and box upon box of beautiful pastels were only a few of the things she lavished upon us. I started my composition all wrong. I made the trees and their reflection on one side of the paper, then deciding the landscape was nearly barren, I drew in the windmill, using as a design reference a photo I took of a Rembrandt original while in Holland.  Pastel is an exceedingly tactual art form. You just layer in the colors and massage them around until you like what you see.

Wednesday, 06 February 2008

  • Nice to be Wanted


    Life is perfect, even when it isn’t. Mine isn’t. But it still is. As of now He leadeth me in green pastures, beside stale waters. You know you have the peace of God when you can think about the contents of your next xanga update while you smile up at a police officer informing you of your rights, watching an ugly black smear run down your perfect driving record and finding yourself out $250. Yes. It is true. Anymore shenanigans on my part and I’ll find myself garnished with the prestigious title “repeat offender.” Legally my name is Mudd, but this revelation fails to inspire the pangs of worthlessness and outcast it probably should. In ancient China my family honor would have me writhing in the final throws of suicide, but fortunately the Constitution of the United States guarantees it’s citizens the legal right to make perfect fools of themselves. 

        I wasn’t peddling dope, if that’s what you thought. Or defrauding a major corporation, or creating a hole in the ozone using nothing but a ballpoint pen, or any such monkeyshines. I simply failed to decelerate from the previously legal rate of travel to the newly imposed standard (of which the lack of visible signs left me unaware) within an acceptable period of time. Ignorance was bliss. I do believe I nearly waved at the Sherrif's car as he passed, only to see him do a U-turn.  I know that because I had little or no control of the circumstances creating this problem that it is sent from God. I also believe, though contrary to the appearance of things now, that I will not receive punishment disproportionate to my crime, and that it will all come right in the end.  So my bank account is reddened, my record is blackened, and overall my life generally sucks. But it is well with my soul.
     

                  

Thursday, 24 January 2008

  • Choosing to Remember

    Journaling is the art of pressing in a book days that were too pretty to throw away. You don’t have to write every thing that happens to you. You can, like the inscription I read on a sundial, “count no hours but the sunny ones.”  I’m just now reaping the rewards of notes I took on my life in the North last year, like this entry:

     Nov. 3, 2007
        Out all day. Woke up at 9:00 and caught the train to Chicago. Quiet suburbs rolled past, still asleep in the soft morning light. Dave’s brothers are in for the weekend. As we walked though the cold, moist air wonderful musky smells of chocolate wafted up around us, so thick and sweet you could practically drink it. Stopped for coffee. Found an ancient bookstore called Afterwords. Explored the brick basement, row upon row of wonderful books. Bought almost more than could be easily carried. Then went to Gap and bought a woolly striped scarf.

     Someone asked me the other day how my life is going and as usual I said I couldn’t complain. He told me to try. After one those awkward twenty second lulls in the conversation all I could do was turn back to him and say flatly “No, really, I have nothing to complain about.”  It is a curious thing, the realization that your life is perfect. It is not a state of mind to be arrived at easily. First you have to consider all the woeful things that failed to occur over the previous week, and if you haven’t completely lost your train of thought you can start on all the wonderful things that have happened that you forgot to find delight in. This is what I was attempting to do in that awkward twenty seconds. Not a single change to any one aspect of my environment could possibly make me any happier than I already am, and any good thing I receive as of this moment is just an overflow of God’s grace. O.k., maybe I could think of some clever way to drive without insurance, or be making a great deal more money than I am, but overall, there is nothing I would remove from my life if I had the choice. Perhaps these sudden overtures of contentment result from my new interest in the woeful tales of Dickensian heroes struggling to maintain integrity under the most crushing conditions. Or more likely the steady pace of country life has taught me to disdain the level of complication my friends ascribe to the very simple process of living.  

     
    I scribbled this in my journal last week:
        Began the morning with a quiet walk through the green pasture land around my home. The brilliant light glimmered in the leftover rain puddles. I finally got up the courage to hop the neighbor’s fence and trespass on his irresistible green turf. I helped Stephen in the kitchen with breakfast. We rolled dough out into sheets and cut them into long strips. These we oiled and covered with brown sugar, cinnamon and walnuts, then stacked and cut again. The layers were then baked on edge until they rose into sweet flaky fans. Spent the whole afternoon fencing outside with the brothers. This has proved a great way to connect with them. Our staged fights have all the vigor of real combat. Possibly the biggest rush I’ve had since coming home. The only downside is the little sisters insist on being involved, and it will be on my head alone if one of those beautiful eyes are put out. Stephen manufactured an ideal practice sword out of an old golf club and the head of a trombone stand. The activity is a welcome change and keeps me out of doors. In the evening I potted palms for the house.  The day ended with a meal at a neighbor’s house. Fish and Chips and a double round of Shang-Hi. Then a bedtime tale from P.G. Wodehouse.

     Forgive me if my overtures of pastoral life savor of the saccharine, but for the first time in my life I really feel I’m being led in green pastures, beside the still waters. And these are the days I choose to remember.



Thursday, 10 January 2008

  • Walks in Old Places

    The end of Satsuma season makes me glad I live in the country. It’s not uncommon for neighbors to leave a whole basket of this sweet tangy fruit on your back porch. Yesterday we were given a great big bushel by a farmer friend we’ve adopted as our grandpa. It was a day full of old memories, bitter and sweet. While in the area I visited the graves of my mother and sister. It was the first time in seven years, so I was a little anxious about how I would find them. The scenery hadn’t changed much- just a simple plot overgrown with crab grass, a little more sunken than I remember. There was a pitiful little fake rose someone had stuck between the stones over memorial day. I tried telling them all about my life and the many new chapters since we spoke last, but the silence made me feel silly. Then I walked over the property of the house we found refuge in during Katrina. I was happy to see how the land was healed over time. My family was engaged to sing for a senior’s social event at the Church beside the graveyard. The old folks thumped and nodded to the rhythm of Stephen’s banjo rolls, while Jeff matched chords on guitar. Melody was the lead on violin and I tried improvised harmony on my “squeezebox” as the folks called it. For our first time playing together publicly it was very well received. Bethany declined to sing along with us, afraid people would notice her now nearly toothless smile.

     A disproportionate amount of the time I’ve allocated to “Readjustment Period” has been used to finish my room. I know of no other male on earth who cares so much what his living quarters look like. With Stephen’s assistance I’ve found a creative way to display my treasury of pictures, affixing 2x4s on the wall to make narrow shelves. The extra space gave me freedom to print some of the digital portraits I’ve done, and you see below. This one is of my mom on her wedding day, one of the few pictures I have of her.

Wednesday, 02 January 2008

  • New Resolutions

    A new year deserves a fresh perspective. A peek into the dark closet of what used to be my old Xanga was chilling, to say the least. A lot like peering down the corridor of a mortuary and seeing a lot of dead, tagged toes peeping back at you. Many things have changed about my life, and it’s time they were reflected here. I want to create an environment hospitable to the celebration of Life. Rejoicing in the daily transformation, like the butterfly forming withing the cocoon. The Unfortunate Events thing was charming, but sadly, I could only post after something terrible happened, and when my life improved I stopped writing. But God has been so faithful and so good I feel that if the credits were to roll on my life at this moment I would consider it a very happy ending.

     

    Providence is a word which here means the alignment of coincidences whose timing is so impeccable as to be attributed only to a Divine source. It’s cultural antonym is the infamous Act of God, which here means a misfortune so calamitous that even the most ardent atheist couldn’t find it in him to point finger at dear old Mother Nature. You will remember that a few entries ago I quite despaired over the “Malicious Puppeteer,” and wondered wether in retrospect, everything would fall together, or just fall apart. My mind was a flurry of questions to which I didn’t really want answers.

    But then there is Providence. God is so good. You people have no idea. First of all, I would like to thank everyone so very much for your continued prayers for my mom. Through careful adherence to a very stringent nutritional program, and by God’s grace, she is in the process of experiencing total healing. 

     

    My family came to pick me up from headquarters the day after the Christmas Conference. Though I think they were more than a little alarmed at the extent to which my little quirks have flourished unguarded in the bliss of bachelorhood, they decided to take me home anyway. The most beautiful memory I have of their visit was ice skating in Millennium Park. There were surprisingly few bloody shins and smashed-up appendages to divide between us, thanks to the patient coaching of Janny Moore and Philip Roth, who with Eric Rice took special time out to commemorate my last day in Chicago. The next day I made the rounds to say so long to all my HQ friends. I guess you would all like to hear that I miss you desperately, but the truth is my heart is still so brimming full of memories, stories and pictures, I haven’t found any time for grieving.

    I hope you all are blessed with a happy New Year, and I look forward to visiting with you here every week as we experience the next chapter in my ongoing Celebration of Life.

     

    Cheers,

    Peter

Monday, 08 October 2007

  • The Toddler’s Tombstone

    It is with some hesitation that I write the next chapter in my ongoing Series of Unfortunate Events, for the details contained herein are extremely unpleasant. There are people in this world who will hear no bad tidings of any kind, those that turn a blind eye to the pain that surrounds them in the hope that their myopic utopianism will make all the badness go away. But there are other people who know what it is to suffer, and how to embrace the Cross and all the pain that goes with it. It has been a great struggle for me to please those with itching ears who will only hear the merry tale. If that is what you want from your reading, may I suggest you look elsewhere. But if you like stories of imminent peril, clever and reasonably attractive orphans, exotic food, and Secret Encounters with the Divine, then stay.                        

        “If you have ever lost someone very important to you, than you already know how it feels.
    And if you haven’t, you cannot possibly imagine it.”
    -Lemony Snicket

    Sometimes I find the only place to be surrounded by people who understand me is the Oakbrook cemetery. On this day I was taking God out for a lecture, a lot like you do your eight-year-old child after he embarrasses you in public. I sulked slowly between the stones. They were cast in that pitiful thin grey light that sometimes gets left behind after the sun has already set. I found my favorite stone, large and cool with the sides sloping down exactly like a church pew. God was yet again trying to ruin my life. My mom’s cancer is back. For some reason God milks every bad situation in my life for as much misery as He can get out of it. We were in a car wreck. Two of us were killed. Not maimed or disabled or just banged up or mentally impaired. Killed. We got malaria. We got it 47 times. Our house flooded. Not to the baseboards or to the paneling or to the windows. Almost to the ceiling. My mom got cancer. Then she got healed. Now she has it again. I have to stop and ask “God, what is up with you? I know we are the chosen people, but once in a while can’t you choose someone else?”

    Had I been thinking straight I would have rejoiced that we were not all killed, that it wasn’t an even 50, that the house was still standing and that the baby was born safely. But gratitude has been the demise of the greatest of pity parties and I was determined not to let it spoil my misery. Hardship is pointless if it is only for yourself and does not benefit anyone else.

    “If I am for myself alone, what am I?” - Audrey Hepburn

    I have always known that my life story would never come full circle until I was able to use it to encourage other people. Preferably lots of people, so as to make it worth it. That’s why I was so excited to finally have the chance to share with a decent sized group of young people last week. But alas, in the flurry of closing ceremonies the speaker forgot to announce me and I never actually spoke.

    So these thoughts we also on my mind in the graveyard as I continued whining:
    “Ok, so this time I don’t what to hear about how I’ll have a dynamic testimony I can share with thousands and that will make it all worth it because You say that every time and it never helps because there’s never any thousands and the only one You’re benefiting by all this is me and it isn’t even benefiting me. Go pick on someone else. You know if you talk to Mr. Gothard he can help lots of people and publish his own book and if You work in Ann Conway’s life she can speak before a crowd, and if You need an amusing conversation you can go talk to Ken Pierpont. I have nothing to offer you but complaints.”

    I tried to warn you.
    Now is an excellent time to walk out of the office, home, or internet café where this site is being displayed. It’s not too late to read a post about a happy little elf.

    It was at this point in the conversation I caught sight of fresh roses on a nearby grave. They were droopy and anemic-looking. In fact by this time the light was so faded everything I saw was only black and white. I fingered the raised carving on the stone. Died 1994. I scanned the line above that. Born 1993. The grave was for a seven month old baby. Beside that grave were two others from the same family. One for a three year old and one for a two year old. The children had died within months of each other. Here is a family who knows what it means to suffer. Of all the things a family can endure, the death of a little child is surely the cruelest. Children are so fragile, so beautiful under a protective and loving hand, so easily destroyed if exposed for an instant to the cruel and evil world they know nothing of.

     I read the little sentiments above the names. The first was something like “Safe with Jesus” the next, “Trusting Jesus” and the most recent read, “Jesus said let the little children come to Me.” Somehow as the dates grew more recent and the suffering more painful, this family’s faith in God’s loving purpose only grew stronger. I found myself toying with the idea of doing something I’d never done before: calling up a total stranger for no other purpose than to intrude on their personal life. Leafing through the phone book I easily found their name. Wincing in preparation for the much deserved out-chewing I was about to bring on myself,  I dialed the number and waited. A thin female voice answered. Yes, they were the family that lost their little baby in 1994 and yes, they had just visited the grave to remember his birthday. I quickly explained who I was, what I was going though, and added that it was such an encouragement to see the faith of a family grow stronger as they were brought through more and more pain. The kind lady seemed interested in my situation. After a few general questions she said, “Honey, let me ask, are you a believer in Jesus Christ?”
    “Yes Ma’am, I am.”
    “Well He has given me strength to get through everything I’ve ever faced and I know He will be with you right now. May I pray for you?”
    After I hung up with her, God seemed to speak for the first time since the sad news had come:

    “You see. You don’t have to speak for thousands of people. No one may know you exist. Your testimony may be as silent as the inscription on a gravestone, but if you endure with patience I will bring people into your life that need Me.”


Saturday, 22 September 2007

  • The Ominous Orphanage

    I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but children seldom know how to behave around angry people. Even if the outburst was not directed towards them, they invariably walk around on eggshells to avoid being the next object of scathing. This tendency makes a child, once damaged, to have an innate distrust of the adult population in general.

    It was a dark and blustery night. Harsh red lights of the city reflected far down into the wet pavement as the rain continued to pound. Chicago is not a pleasant city in which to find yourself even on the driest summer night. But on this particular night  the rain was  pouring and the steam was  rising and the back allies looked like Gotham on a bad hair day. Finally we pulled into one of those allies and piled out of the van. There was Rob and Philip and me, Lauren, Erin and Natalie. Only a few flights of stairs and we were there. As soon as we entered the room we were instantly surrounded by children. A scrappy black boy with corn rolls poked me in the stomach.
    "I remembahs you from last time!"
    "No, no I don’t think so. This is my first time here."
    "I’m Jamal. Whoahyou?"
    "My name is Peter."
    "Peter. . . Peter Parker? You got bit by dat spidah! Him's Peter Parker!" 

    He began fingering the buttons of my shirt, but abandoned the frisking when he found, much to his disgust, only a ribbed tee underneath. He looked at me accusingly.
    "Where is yo Supah Suit?"
    "Um, You know what, I didn't wear it today."
    "Well how you gonna save da world if you ain' got no Supah Suit?"
    He had me there. Bungee swinging from sky scrapers in just plain old chucks and a zip-up hoodie would be a dead giveaway, come to think of it. The storm outside made the dark metal forest of bunkbeds between the eaves just that much more of a shelter. First on the agenda: a round of action figure warfare (legless but steroidal The Thing wins by a landslide over fully-poseible and also legless Other Dude). Then the attack of bright-hued feathers featuring me lying on the floor screaming while being tickled to death. Philip wrestled five or six of them all at once. Something about some people’s personality that makes little kids want to jump on them. Jamal practiced rock climbing between my cargo pockets, beltloops and shoulder blades. I tried to play along, but every time I put him down he started clutching me hysterically, as if afraid of being thrown. Eventually we settled down for an outbreak of the dread adhesive pickle-pox, and to reattach the feathers to our hair. When things were calmer I sat in the window seat with one of the smaller ones. As we watched the rainy city lights melting down the window panes I told him of the Friend who never stops loving and the Daddy who never leaves. The children longed for a tender touch, but did not recognize it when it came. I set the baby I’d been holding back in his highchair. He clutched my arm in his tiny fingers and tears welled up in his eyes, but he didn’t even whimper. Time to go. Another outbreak of hysteria. The children had enjoyed their evening in the sanctuary we had created together, but in their hearts they know that the troubling world lay just beyond.





Monday, 17 September 2007

  • The Marvelous Maturation

        The end of a perfect September day.
    Mild and sunny out with gusting winds and highs in the lower I-can’t-believe-I-weaseled-a-ride-to-Burlington-coat-factory-and-passed-up-a-
    stunning-burnt-orange-pullover-because-I-was-too-cheap-to-spend-the-twelve-bucks kind of weather. First real day of autumn. The leaves starting, a little like me as I near the end of my debutantce, to make up for in color what we lack in youthful uncrumpledness. Something about the taste of that first cold breeze that makes you feel you’ve got a new lease on life. I was distracted all day. Down in the Avid editing room at the center of the nautilus-like walls of the basement, with nothing to smell but the acrid fumes of the 12-color press next door. The garage door of the construction bay was open, filling the halls with sweet coolness that kept luring me away from my desk. Trying to look businesslike in suit pants, white collar shirt and blue silk tie, aching all the time to go cavorting on the hill like a ten year old kid. I slipped away early from lunch just to walk and feel the breeze.

     Adulthood is a word which here means coming to a complete understanding of how fun it really was to be a kid. The older you are, and the more responsibility you incur, the more tantalizing those childhood memories become. This is why I marvel so much that childhood is treated as a sort of elective disease which we are told we must get over the moment we become aware of it. “Hurry up and get mature so you can be cranky and miserable like me.”

    Since writing the above I recanted, went back to Burlington and bought the sweater, still there and still on sale. We celebrated my birthday in downtown Chicago at the Museum of Science and Industry. The exhibits were all fascinating, but my favorite was the Human Anatomy one with real specimens. This was followed by an Omnimax film on Katrina. (The guy’s idea, not mine. I was like, oh, cool, by all means. It would be so amazing to know what it was like to actually be there!)  I got all nostalgic and everything seeing the beautiful bayous around my home, but the end was just saccharine twiddle about how we need to protect our nature and Katrina was all our own fault for cutting down too many trees or building levees or something. Then we returned to the staff center where everyone was having a labor day picnic and some dear friend who I haven’t strangled yet called everyone to attention and had them sing happy birthday to me. Afterward I thanked them all for taking the day off just on account of my birthday. Mr. Gothard found an old smoke bomb in his desk earlier that day and invited me to light it publically in celebration (he was wearing khaki pants).

    While all this was going on a college guy who had taken a wrong turn was watching all our festooities from his car and decided to find out what we were all about. He took down the name of the sign and looked up our site. He got transferred to Mr.Garvin’s office and ended up praying to receive Christ over the phone! That was my best birthday present. I never thought someone would come to Christ just from watching us fellowship with each other. “They will know you are Christians by your love for one another.”  Other presents included an album of the beautiful score to Edward Scissorhands from Dave, a lovely new recorder that doesn’t fall apart from Jason Devine, and an entire box of DVD sessions of last year’s San Antonio Christian Film Festival from my dear family. Presents to myself included four books on filmmaking.                    
    I continue to polish up our video projects for Mr.G. I showed him the edited interviews the other day and he was very excited. Now he’s praising my name to the skies and it’s kind of disturbing, especially since it was a project involving the whole department and I’ve been singled out for individual recognition, which isn’t fair. I just keep shrugging it off and deflecting the praise to the people actually involved. One of these days I’ll just sit him down and say in his own words, “Now, look it, Bill,. . .”
           
    New Runner up for best birthday present: meeting Jim Caviezel. I only had about thirty seconds to tell him how much his film meant to me personally and the new focus it gave me in ministering to other members of the Fellowship of Suffering. He has a firm, warm, comfortable handshake and inescapable eyes that look directly into your soul.  I walked away fingering his signature,  half expecting my warts to vanish away. It was truly the experience of a lifetime. My article on the fellowship of suffering has long since been crowded off the site, but I can repost it at audience request.    

    A Page from my Journal:
    Prayer of Regeneration
    (inspired by various readings during an early morning Bible study with Dave)

    “Lord, teach me to abhor the perversions of the world as much as you do. Give me grace to live as one washed, sanctified, and justified, That I may inherit the kingdom of God. Let me not walk according to the course of this world, or trespass into the influence of Satan. Fill my heart with your truth, that its overflow into my mind may be obvious in my speech. I consecrate my thoughts to you. Regenerate my mind, will, and emotions, and make my ways your ways. Unite my heart to fear your name.”           
                          
                              

Monday, 20 August 2007

  • The Veracious Visitor

    Veracious is a word which here means strict adherence to the absolute truth even when it is sometimes painful, as when you are compelled to tell your friend about the unsightly alfalfa sprout that’s been lodged above his second bicuspid for the past three days. But more specifically the unwelcome correction of some heinous misconception, as happened to me recently.
    Although you were probably in the mood for something other than a vocabulary lesson, I was just thinking that if all you determined people insist on remaining undaunted by efforts to discourage public interest in my site by simply never posting, I suppose I shall appease you and leave a little something. The simple fact is that with days of heavy mental labor melding into weeks hectic and boring by turns, there is often nothing to write home about. So I generally waste a great deal of my reader’s time by writing about writing, as I do now (sorry).
    As far as any events of interest all I have to offer is tidbits about working with Mr.G. But I have been forewarned against this because it sounds too uppity. So never mind. Just know that being noticed by people with nice big names invariably brings with it the whole entourage of their nice big industrial-sized expectations which, if unmet, can find you pummeled in grand style. So yes, I’m kind of freaking out about it. People tell me that God should be on the top of my “People to Not Disappoint at any Cost” list, but some people are so much harder to please than just God. He desires purity of heart and singleness of purpose. A love for justice and the advocation of Truth. People are picky, and actually care about how things look (dreadful creatures). Also they are exceedingly fickle. Although here I fall into thinking that the stability of my life is solely dependant on the level of sanity of the people in it.
    Jason Devine stayed at headquarters for a few days and I would hear of nothing else than him staying in one of my three other unoccupied nocturnal accommodations (bed, sofa, hammock). My ulterior motive for this unsolicited philanthropy was the off-chance that he might be able to help me out of my recent spiritual doldrums. What he ended up telling me was tough to swallow.
    I generally in life leave the steering up to God and just hang on for the ride, but a few retrospective glances in the inverted mirror of my own memory lead me to wonder if He actually is making it all up as he goes. If it is all part of a Master Plan and will, further down the road, fall into laughably obvious alignment, then I really don’t care what He brings me through. But if I’m just a marionette in the hands of a malicious Puppeteer who tears at the strings of my heart simply to fill that annoying time between naps, then I have no intention of proceeding with life.
    So while in the midst of this uncertainty, Jason glibly remarks, “You know, we’re all called to preach, but we’re not all called to be listened to. God essentially told Jeremiah “I want you to waste your whole life. I want you to spend all your time declaring the truth to my people and, oh, just so you know, no one will listen.” How would you handle an assignment like that?
    Success then must be accomplishing God’s design for your existence regardless of the obvious outcome. So if you write a book about His intervention in your life and it never sells a single copy, it’s ok! If everyone hates your movies because they contain the truth, that’s ok too. Jason was adamant that I understand the American Dream is not always an integral part of the Devine Agenda.
    **In between here I had written another one of my social diatribes. In fact it was a regular hedonist bashing spree. That’s not what I meant to do here.**
    So know now you know where my mind goes when my brain is asleep. I think a lot more other thoughts than these all the time. And. . . I still never ended up telling you about all the things I talked about telling you last time. Oh well, something to write about next time.


Sunday, 05 August 2007

  • the Malicious Menagerie

     Here is a little something I wrote last week which I submit as my obligatory monthly offering to keep my dear fans from turning on me. I’ve got to pack for Indy (leaving tomorrow) so I won’t editorialize much. I’m sorry there is not a spiritual application prepared, but I am cooking up a hum-dinger for next week.
        Up next: Shocking secrets of living with four Navajo kids in a tent for a week, How a near-drowning and less-than-heroic rescue radically changed my perspective on witnessing. Plus: an all-new scathing diatribe on social evils of the most insidious nature. All this and more when we come back. And now we take you  to the Forrest Edge of Colonial Manor where reporter Peter Baehr is live with a new instalment in his ongoing Series of Unfortunate Events:

    "Mutiny" is a word which here means dissatisfaction with existing repressive conditions, usually resulting in the full or partial ruination of the lives of said repressors, and redelegation of their duties to persons of greater manipulability.  
    Anyways, I have a sneaking suspicion the animals of Oakbrook are plotting to overthrow the management. It all started when I was charged by a Canadian Goose while approaching too close to it’s nest. The thing began wagging it’s head like a black adder and let out a hideous hissing sound. I didn’t want to turn and flee for fear of exposing my upturned ankles the already pecking beak, so I retreated slowly backwards like a Chinese butler, bowing at every few steps. Then it was the rodents. Saturday night I went with a friend to extricate a dead squirrel form a neighbor lady’s fireplace. Then the next night Philip and I got an Anti-Pesto alert from Erin Colin who reported underage racoons getting OD’d on medicine disposed of in the Heiniger’s garbage cans. Philip really does have a sixth sense about rodents, especially since being bitten by a bat last week. He is undergoing rabies treatment as of this writing. Although we are eyeing him for unusual behavior such as erratic expectoration or brucewayneian fantasies of flight, the doctors agree there shouldn’t be any long-standing ramifications as long as he doesn’t pass it on by biting someone else.
    Thus armed with the knowledge that the masked rodents should, on account of our rabid condition, be far more afraid of us than contrariwise, we sallied forth bravely into the night. My doolittleistic mammalian charisma was all but squelched by my fervor to see my friend take his revenge on potentially rabid creatures of any kind. Maybe even on Canadian Geese, although in retrospect there is something mentally irreconcilable about the thought of a goose foaming at the mouth. Nevertheless it sounded right at the moment, so on the way we discussed the possibility of using a super soaker filled with soap-water to instantly disperse the oil from the feathers of unsuspecting geese so they would become waterlogged and drown upon reentry.
    We cautiously lifted the lid of the garbage can, half expecting the coons to come leaping out at us. Instead we found them lying on their backs down in the corners of the can exactly like a human slouches down in an easy chair. Their little hands were folded over their tummies and they smiled groggily up at us, probably only envisioning where we stood some tangerine trees and marmalade sky (Now the best thing about drugs, is that while one racoon is over there twitchin’, the coon on his right is sayin’ “Hey buddy, pass some o’ that down here!”)
    Then on the way home late that same night, I noticed a familiar musky smell hanging in the woods. There was a sudden rustle of leaves to my right. Something mediumish. Not a rabbit- too late at night for that- then my eye caught the two white stripes arching back towards the erect bushy black tail, pointed, presumably, in my direction. The end of a perfect evening. It was the face off- the future remained uncertain, as the dread beast darted towards me. It was at this point that Peter Robin of Coloinialwood suddenly and dramatically, changed his tactics:

    Brave Sir Robin ran away/
    Bravely ran away away/ Oh, brave Sir Robbin!/
    When Danger rears his ugly head/
    He turned his tail and Bravely fled/
    Brave Sir Robin turned about/
    He did indeed-He chickend-out/
    Brave, brave, brave, Brave Sir Robin. . .

    Well, you get the idea.

      

Wednesday, 11 July 2007

  • the Fabulous Fourth

    Just a quick post to give you an idea of how much fun we had this past holiday. We performed for the whole staff that was there, except for the ones that weren't. The performance was Jenny's idea and the costumes were mine.


    The Cast: Amanda Shepherd, Amy Lawrence, me, and Jenny Cooper





    Why did they always pose like that?

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